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" Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell."
Joan Crawford

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" I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury."
Groucho Marx

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" A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him."
Brendan Francis

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" You can't buy love on eBay."
Anonymous

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" When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires."
Anonymous

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" The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him."
Cher

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" By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying -
Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying."
Dorothy Parker

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" Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity."
Friedrich Nietzsche

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" If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married."
Katharine Hepburn

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" Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
Woody Allen

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